Always finish my night strong w/ an episode of the lil romeo show™

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
#you remember mrs. rogers?  #I'd do crazy things to her 

Took 20 mgs of melatonin I’m fucked up

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note

Lemme tell you about this guy that lives down the hall from me. He sprays an ungodly amount of axe and then sits on his computer like I’m tryin to get a nut plz leave

— 3 weeks ago with 2 notes

My summer music festival highlights consist of getting my room to myself long enough to whack off

— 4 weeks ago
#high point of any day